I’m starting to feel really angry like why do we always have to be at my house? Oh yeah cause her house smells like cigarettes and cat piss and her cousin lives in her room too. I’m getting annoyed with how much I put up with.

I had a dream that Alanna cheated on me and it was super ugly

We were at a party and we were vibing dancing kissing and having a good time, and then we got into a tiny little argument and then after that her whole mood towards me changed & then some black guy came to the party and he gave her “that look” the look someone gives someone else when they find them super attractive, and he started flirting with her, and usually Alanna always turns everyone down out of respect for me and because she really says that she only wants me, but this time she was reciprocating his looks and flirting.

Then at one point he spills a drink on her and then her straight up grabs her jacket and waist and ran his hands over her pussy like as if he was trying to wipe up what he spilled, & then I’m all like “Yo what the fuck stop touching her and grabbing on her like that, that’s my girl dawg” cause at this point I’m sick of this shit, & then Alanna literally grabs his arm and puts his hands back over her waist and she’s like “why can’t he? I don’t see a problem he’s my friend”

&im like oh he’s your friend huh well what the fuck dude you’re hella disgusting, & then he gives her that look again, and they leave together to some back room, & I walk in and Alanna is giving this black guy some head… & not only that she looks like she’s hella enjoying herself, like she’s hella happy to be sucking this dudes dick. & I bust in there and I’m trying to get her to stop sucking this dudes dick but she literally won’t, she’s drunk or something, but I take out my phone and I record this shit so I can show it to her later in case she tries to deny sucking this fools dick.

And then he pulls out his phone and starts recording her and hella talking shit to me because I’m dead ass begging her to stop sucking him off, and I even punch her in the face but she’s unfazed and keeps sucking his dick.

Then after when I’m breaking up with her she’s all like “No I love you i would never do that you..” & I show her both of the videos and she’s all like It’s because no one has ever given me that look and made me feel like that before, not even you!”

And I’m telling her she’s fucking disgusting and to get off me and to leave me alone but she doesn’t want to break up, she even tries kissing me after she sucked that guy off..

It was hella disgusting and I woke up shaking and pissed off. It was hella disgusting that she wanted to kiss me and still be with me after she embarrassed me like that. It was a fucked up dream.

whatbigotspost:

AITA for farting on Thanksgiving dinner when my mother tried to bring up an embarrassing moment my stepdaughter had? https://t.co/2Hdg1BY9iN pic.twitter.com/m3VRTKrdZw  — Am I Antifa? (@AITA_online) November 27, 2022ALT
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I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

taxidermychrist:

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

ayellowbirds:

cryptotheism:

howieduet:

cryptotheism:

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

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I’m not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

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watermelonmountaindew:

A meme with various line drawings of people bleeding, biting, and yelling. In the middle of the images it says "GIRLS WHEN they're reading a translation and know they'll never truly grasp the text as it was originally crafted"ALT

i need to know every language immediately

chokopoppo:

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

sainamoonshine:

A screenshot of a book that lists common autistic behaviors like wanting to know what to expect when entering a new situation or needing a few days to sort out feelings. The text calls these behaviours normal and reasonable and says therapist who flag them as disfunctions are wrong.ALT

POV: mister Devon Price, PhD, telling me that I am right about everything

Source: Unmasking Autism, discovering the new faces of neurodiversity

largeballz:

largeballz:

discombra:

largeballz:

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o “pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have” girlies deserve a little treat

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OH MY GOD

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now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz